War With Fogh Rasmussen
He does so admire McChrystal's four star whores

"I'm a rather sad example
    of a secretary general.
My shorthand's non-existent
    and when I'm pinched I bawl,
But when you've got a mid-East war,
    I'm at your beck and call,
For I'm a big fan of McChrystal
    and his four star whores –
Man, do I love wars.

"Losing Bushie was traumatic,
    but McChrystal says we'll cope.
If Obama gives us too much lip,
    he'll get his mouth washed out with soap.
Who cares if Stan and I are sliding
    down a slippery slope?
I'm a big fan of McChrystal
    and his four star whores –
Man, do I love wars.

"When we gen'rals want promotions,
    we look for wars we can promote,
And then coerce the Congress
    for a patriotic vote
Before we try to run them
    with a Tommy Franks remote.
I'm a big fan of McChrystal
    and his four star whores –
I do so love wars.

"Civil wars such as Afghanistan's
    are the real crème de la crème.
The tolls he pays the Taliban
    are Stan's fav'rite stratagem.
He can secretly finance one side
    while also fighting them.
That's what I like about McChrystal
    and his four star whores –
Man, do I love wars."

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
11/30/09

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