Was Levin In The Military?
(Were women back then?)

Has Senator Levin experienced a sexual assault?
Does he realize the problem the military has got?
Will women join the service if they know most rapists aren't "caught"?
Give sailors more time ashore with a whore and the raping will halt.

Pay a whore allowance. Subsidize their sex
In the form of coupons. Then judge the effects.
It could be so successful we'll want coupons for Congress.
Virgin interns could be spared that unwanted caress.

Would Levin be for or against congressional coupons?
Doled out with Viagra, they might have some appeal.
Would he try to reenact his days in the service
When his youthful hormones were such a big deal?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/12/13

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