Wasting Addington
Old Mac begrudges Sarah's current needs

My Friends:
I'm no Ronald Reagan;
    I'm more a Tricky Dick.
Just an old goat with poor judgement
    when it comes to chicks I pick.

Who knew that Sarah Palin
    had a co-defendant, Todd,
And viewed Dick Cheney's Addington
    as her legalistic god?

How sad she can't be told about
    the imminent demise
Oncologists are saving as
    my Halloween surprise.

Why waste a David Addington
    on Pelosi's future role?
While Keating's eulogizing me;
    God bless his crooked soul.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/5/08

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