Waterboarding Summers
Starring the bank deregulator, Larry Summers

Will waterboarding Summers
    help to keep the guy awake?
His sleeping with bank CEOs?
    A Rubinesque mistake!

Oh, sure, they've been bedmates for years.
    Deregulation's Larry's thing.
But sleeping tigers don't change stripes
    when tied to Wall Street's apron string.

Will waterboarding be enough?
    Spaniards recommend the rack
With Harvard ladies taking turns
    at taking up the slack.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/1/09

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