"Wayne's Still On the Prowl"

(Are you next?)

Single mothers with a son,
That's a prime Wayne combination.
Convince them first they'll need protection.
Then for that they'll need a gun.

That's a tricky row to hoe.
Who can know how that will go?
But more and more it's being done:
Single mothers with a son.

How does Wayne get in the mix
So the son thinks he's Tom Mix?
That's a tricky role to fix
When the son demands a gun.

Mother, show him cowboys sing,
How girls go for that kind of thing.
Once he sees who those guys are,
Chances are he'll want to learn guitar.

Far safer than to learn to shoot
Son grows up a big galoot
Who most mothers still find cute
Are proud to share,
And never need the Newtown prayer.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/19/12

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     Spreads to Corporate America'

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     To Cover Legal Costs Of Shooting People In Self-Defense'

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     Leadership Needed at the Top'

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     Ideas to Bolster Gun Database'

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