"Wayne Justifies Bigger Gun Clips"

(For bumping off bunnies)
(It helps when you're a lousy shot)

Has any reporter taken the time to see
Or speculated like you and me
Just how much shooting Wayne LaPierre does,
Or is he a has been, just someone who was?

Cute little bunny pops out of his hole
Planning to play with his brother.
Wham! Bam! Oh, damn! It's that Wayne again
Who shot the head off of their mother.

Took him twenty-eight shots from his thirty round clip.
How lucky for him he had two shots left over.
No problem for Wayne, what to do with the last two.
Just a couple of pot shots at his hunting pal, Rover.

Rover survived,
Those young bunnies lucked out,
Wayne LaPierre is a terrible shot.
Thirty bullets for one mommy bunny head,
And one hunting dog leg?
That's all he got…

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/29/12

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