"Wayne LaP.'s Finances?"

(Shaky)

What financial int'rest
Does Wayne have in selling weapons?
Other than sidesteppin' being poor?

Or is it the mayhem
That provokes another "Amen"
From Obama that makes Wayne LaPierre so cocksure?

It smacks of Mitch McConnell's claim to fame:
His unproductive aim
That Obama serve a single term.
So who'll become LaP.'s Mitt Romney
And help Obama make LaPierre squirm?

Imagine if the NRA were charged
With Murder One, or Two, or Three,
Would that make a diff
In Wayne's devotion to the costly automatic?
That's not even problematic.
In a jiff.

The markups and commissions would be less.
And Wayne LaP.'s financial status?
One gawdawful mess.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/19/12

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