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Have you heard what some gun control advocates Are busily planning for Wayne LaPierre? They've not been able to boot him, Can't legally shoot him And the chance that the Congress will ban him are grim. Not a prayer Most members are lunatics, crazies or nuts Who think we all need weapons, no ifs, ands or buts When what we need are the votes to replace ev'ry klutz, But unfortunately this will take time. And how many crimes, how many mass murders Will Wayne and his cohorts squeeze in? Enough so we shudder and sputter and mutter While Wayne's gun devotees simply grin At the prospect of killing What we find so chilling: Bunnies and birdies and kids, And whatever they think that nobody forbids. But not for much longer. The opposition is stronger And has plans for taking out Wayne. For without their Head These guys are dead Set against "no pain, no gain." Which equates to "no Wayne, no gain." So what is the plan? How'll they take out The Man? Wayne is such a good sport, Such a cheery sort, They'll double his pleasure And double his fun, Stuffing what? In the barrel of his gun? Gum… So he blows himself to NRA kingdom come.
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