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Wayne LaPierre's KKK (Arming Sharron's angry Anglephiles) Angle is asking why Wayne hasn't upgraded Ku Klux Klan Klansmen from matches and sheets To the up-to-date weaponry he has promoted As their best way of filling Congressional seats With Mama Grizzlies who've favored fatigues Over scary white sheets Whitman might need to wash. Do Wayne's armored vests come in 44D? How can Mamas be manly while still looking posh? The same folks who hated Haight-Ashbury's hippies Can't wait to see Anglephiles toting Wayne's guns, And brandishing weaponry – not staging love-ins – In support of some Ku Klux Klan gory reruns. Bombings and hangings are things of the past, Or are they? Won't Sharron Angle's grim efforts backfire? Will LaPierre klansmen be Koch balletomanes? Will tutus be standard Mama Grizzly attire? If Mamas become too "elite" in their tutus Or too enamored of John Boehner's "tan", They'd better steer clear of old Jan's Arizona. That color won't sit well with Jan's local Klan.
Bob Carlson 10/17/10 To 'Right Wing Militias and NRA Soulmates' To 'Playing All the Angles' To 'The Rage Won’t End on Election Day' To 'Extremism in America' To 'Billionaire brothers who are waging a war against Obama' To 'Secretive Koch Donors' To '"Orange" John Boehner' |