"Wayne LaPierre is looking for a brave volunteer
To help prove
School Shields can protect seven
Year olds and above from someone with no fear
Of dying, who's at least seven, though over eleven
Would be heaven." Whew! what a pile…
He'll pick the school
and make sure it's well armed.
It's essential that no one inside be harmed.
So to prove to the Congress that his plan will work
He needs someone to attack it, a regular jerk.
That's you. And you just have to carry a Glock
And a Bushmaster, and not even shoot, just gawk
At the Shield Shooter marksmen as they blast
Away, It's the easiest money you'll have amassed,
And the last. Just don't smile…
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/28/12
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