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We're Helpful That Way Republicans singing with Frank Sinatra to the tune "She's Funny That Way" (I'm not much to look at, nothing to see) We've not much to start with, nothing to add – Rarely forgiving, we like to stay mad. You've got a problem? Our answer is "No" – We're helpful that way. We'd save ev'ry dollar; not spend a cent – You vote for Ron Paul or you'll live in a tent, But wonder where your Medicare went. You've got a problem? Read your tea bags – We're helpful that way. Though you think it's work you've craved since Bush went away, You'd be so much better off to drink tea and pray That our opposition, once in a while, Thinks to remind you monks are in style. If that's a problem, Our answer's still "No" – We're learning to pray. Why would Ron leave you? Where would he go? Lobbying us is only for show – China is calling? Farewell décolleté – They're funny that way.
Music & Original Lyric by Richard A. Whiting To 'Ron Paul Steals Romney's Thunder in Straw Poll' |