We can't begin to tell you how much we didn't mean. Ignoring what we've said is what we do. Not only can't we tell you. No way could we come clean. If we remembered every lie, PU. We don't do pretty speeches. Hypocrisy's an art. Requiring allegations of A constant change of heart. So take the biggest whoppers we Senators can tell, And make believe Rush Limbaugh said they're true. Since there's no way to tell you how much we never meant, How can we be expected to repent? Why would we be embarrassed? You've misjudged our intent. We're trying to help Stupak with his rent. He's muffed his pretty speeches. Rent subsidy's an art. He should have met with Rangel And had a heart to heart. So stuff those nasty Twitterings. Karl Rove's advising Hatch To make believe what matters is the time of day they're sent.
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