Were You There? McCain's older and senior media sycophants reminisce Were you there when we sanctified McCain? Did you party on his Poppycock Express? Did you love when he misspoke With each vicious, vulgar joke? Were you there when we sanctified McCain? Were you there when we sanctified McCain? He was voting for a public finance bill When he knew it couldn't pass, But not when Clinton was top brass. Were you there when we sanctified McCain? Were you there when we sanctified McCain? Did he let you ride his Poppycock Express? Would you quote Old Mac in full Like "Tell Iraqis stop the bull****" Were you there when we sanctified McCain? Were you there when we sanctified McCain, Never hinting that Tobacco bought him off? One PR try at regulation, Then complete capitulation… Were you there when we sanctified McCain? Were you there when we sanctified McCain? Were you party to his Poppycock Express When he flew into a rage When they mocked his tire guage? Were you there when we sanctified McCain? Were you there when we sanctified McCain? How far right on immigrants is the old man? Would he come to their defense Or throw most out and build a fence? Were you there when we sanctified McCain?
Bob Carlson |