BP still is complaining it pays too much in taxes.
Then why not take its dirty business elsewhere?
Some place they're not bothered by the BP reputation
For management incompetence and for not being there.
Not there when their famous deep water well blew.
Not there to determine how many spacers would do.
Not there for the clean up and choice of dispersants.
Only there to argue for much smaller reimbursements.
Hands off management mints milions when all's going well,
But costs shareholders billions when a well blows to hell.
Why risk doing business when BP's control's so remote
Unless you don't mind how many miles of coastline they coat?
Does their axis of evil guarantee they'll do better?
Have they finished paying for each earlier spill
Or are they still in "negotiations"
While people are dying or "just" gravely ill?
So what else is new? Inhofe still is denying
While BP is crying its tax is too high.
How can we arrange for Inhofe to be spilled on
So he switches to crying, "Oklahoma's too dry."?
For 10 Weeks And No One Knows How To Stop It'
To 'Explore Alberta. Canada's Rocky Mountain Playground
- a carbon based energy power-house'
To 'These Pictures May Give You Nightmares About The Canada Oil Sands'
To 'More Canada, Rogue Petrostate in Rhymed Verse'
To 'Foreign Policy Labels Canada ‘A Rogue, Reckless Petrostate’'
To 'Anger Turns Toward Profit-Hungry 'Rail Empire''
To 'Lac-Mégantic families prepare for the worst'
To 'More KXL Pipeline in Rhymed Verse'
To 'That's a light coming in through a crack in the KXL pipeline'
To 'People In ‘Safe’ Areas Becoming Ill From Exxon’s Mayflower Oil Spill'
To 'House supporters of KXL received $56m from fossil fuel industry '
To 'Exposed: Canadian Oil and Gas Workers, Many Unions,
Now Oppose Keystone XL Pipeline'
To 'State Department Inspector General Investigating
Keystone XL Contractor ERM’s Conflicts of Interest'
To 'More Big Oil's Mafia in Rhymed Verse'
To 'Another Congressional Attack on Climate Science?'
To 'Rep. Jim Bridenstine says U.S. spends 30 times as much
on climate change research as on weather forecasting'
To 'More Climate Change in Rhymed Verse'
To 'More BP Incompetencw in Rhymed Verse'
To 'More Inhofe Denies Changes in Rhymed Verse'