What The Heck You Spect Of Me?
Being sung by John McCain to the tune
"I Ain't Got Nobody"
(I ain't got nobody, nobody cares for me.)

I don't know from nothin',
Like militarily.
Sure, I became a pilot,
Like voluntarily.
I fly 'em, I crash 'em, I end up in jail –
Does that make me Napoleon or a Grimm fairy tale?
I don't know from nothin' –
What the heck you spect of me?

I don't know from nothin',
Like economic'lly.
When I get out of jail,
I live like frugally,
Until I dump my wife and quickly marry money.
Now, financially, I depend upon my honey.
I don't know from nothin' –
What the heck you spect of me?

I don't know from nothin' –
Bush politics is me`
To his infallibility
Add my seniority.
We fly-boys can't be bothered
    'bout some Bear Stearns Chase sub-prime;
Our flight suits get our kissers on the cover of Time.
I don't know from nothin' –
What the heck you spect of me?

Music by Spencer Williams
Original Lyric by Roger Graham
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/24/08

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