What To Do Next Advice from the Twitter Team "Turn on your mobile phone to update your friends on the go." Something to read to distract them, like your Tweet's gonna soften the blow From behind by the Twittering trucker, who's following on his cell phone. Ay, ay, ay, ay, True or False? True or False? Tweeting Tweeters are accident prone. Is he the same Blackwater trucker Who worked for the Bush CIA And assumed the Bin Laden on Twitter Would give his location away? Ay, ay, ay, ay, True or False? True or False? Tweeters are now trucker prey. That genius now follows for Aetna, Who's hired Blackwater to find Pre-existing conditions on Twitter. Do any old friends come to mind Who bullied you in the schoolyard And deserve to be repaid in kind? Ay, ay, ay, ay, True or False? True or False? Aetna pays for pains in the behind. La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la, They pay for pains in the behind. Bob Carlson with a nod of thanks to Leonard Cohen www.politicalboondoggles.com 8/20/09 To 'Private Health Insurers' |