When Chatting With David H. Koch (Look for the phoney pronunciation) How many fake phone calls from Dave have you gotten? How many phonies are pretending they're Koch? How many respondents is Dave alienating? Folks who don't welcome a practical joke At dinnertime from some guy asking for money To get his name put on a hospital wing? Like we want to remember that David H. Koch was The man who put Scott Walker's ass in a sling. Who wouldn't rather be paid to remember New York's former mayor whose name rhymes with crotch Than some guy who spends millions to get his name plastered On the side of a building or a bottle of Scotch? Who'd want to make sure that his Koch name's immortal Except Dave H. himself and some sycophant folk? But most people still think his name rhymes with debauch. To Ed Koch and to Greenpeace it's a Koch masterstroke.
Bob Carlson 3/7/11 To 'Koch Whore' To 'The Koch brothers as Wisconsin puppet masters' To 'Billionaire brothers who are waging a war against Obama' To 'Koch Bros Spindoctor Up' To 'Secret Koch Boy Conspiracies' To 'Koch Boy Pollut1on' To 'Scott Walker-Koch' |