Where can Rex dump Exxon's diluted bitumin?
Tillerson's facing his continual chore.
You'd think he'd have found a solution by now.
And he has.
It's Witt O'Brien, the oil mafia's whore.
Are his pipelines reversible?
Can Rex pipe the stuff back
So the Canadians can put the gunk back in their ground,
And Witt O'Brien can hide it under what's left of their icepack?
Far more easily there than in the Mayflower swamps
Or in the local lake where it poisons the fish,
Or on Tillerson's privately catered specialty menu
To compete with true crude as his favorite dish.
Rex ought to be thankful that this latest spill
Can serve as a tune up after they blew Kalamazoo,
Where Witt O'Brien found a cover of leaves
Was unable to hide all of the Canadian goo.
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/15/13
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