Obama's Gulf War –
White House Cleaning
Belatedly?

McChrystal is out. Petraeus is in.
Sheila Bair replace Geithner? Our fingers are crossed.
That would leave Salazar conning Obama
As the next dumb adviser who needs to be tossed.

Ken's so anxious to end the drill moratorium,
He's blind to BP's money making endeavor:
Relief wells that fail but are used for production
Along with the bad one they'll let leak forever.

And if BP can do it, why not all the others?
Why worry if Haley can't swim at the beach
If we get to hear him rant, rave and bluster?
Oh what a blessing is freedom of speech.

Of course when the BP relief wells explode,
The oil that they spew's going to shorten the time
BP needs to empty Macondo's oil field
Into the Gulf and pay Haley to mime.

That's a tough act to follow. How many Valdezes
Must Salazar spill before Haley breaks ranks
And poses on beaches all slathered in tar
To offer Obama and Salazar thanks?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/30/10

To 'Milquetoast Advisors'
To 'MMS's Salazar'
To 'British Petroleum Incompetence'
To 'Wall Street's Timmy Geithner'
To 'Haley Barbour: Just Keep Talkin' Doll Baby'
To 'Governor Haley Barbour: A New Level of Stupid'
To 'BP Slick Reached Mississippi
       While Haley Barbour Went Fundraising In Washington '

To 'Drilling relief wells to stop Gulf oil leak poses challenges'
To 'Salazar Says New Moratorium May Permit Some Drilling'
To 'BP Is Pursuing Alaska Drilling Some Call Risky'