"White House Won't Control Guns"

(Still dragging its feet)

Why so slow with Murder One?
Bottleneck's still Addleson?
Are the prayers too much fun?
Where's the Fed'ral 911?

Prayer writers now ecstatic -
Dust off old ones from the attic -
Ev'ry day is so traumatic -
Job security assured
Now Wayne's shooters are insured.

Ev'ry "reverend" employed.
Undertakers overjoyed.
Psychotic killers have it made.
White House staff remains afraid.

There's Obama taking notes.
Afraid that he might lose some votes?
Someone remind him that he won
And can't make another run.

With a case to force Wayne's hand on,
Act whle he's a leg to stand on.
Before Wayne's shooters shoot it off
With a used Kalashnikov

Putin's happy to provide.
What the Hell's he got to hide?
Our gen'rals now say, "Eff the gun.
We're busy having too much fun."

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/19/12

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     Spreads to Corporate America'

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     To Cover Legal Costs Of Shooting People In Self-Defense'

To 'To Turn the Tide Against the NRA,
     Leadership Needed at the Top'

To 'Justice Dept. Studied and Shelved
     Ideas to Bolster Gun Database'

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