Who's Who?
(More frauds in Afghanistan?)

What's not to like about frauds in Afghanistan?
They're right up Dave's alley. He likes them a lot.
He's in no rush to leave. They keep four-stars employed
And the CIA guessing who is and who's not

A fictitious Taliban they'll try to buyoff
In order to bargain with potential frauds
In a wee bit of heaven where even our Bushie
Switched to Iraq to avoid lousy odds.

Thank goodness he listened to his dearest friend Putin.
If only he'd bothered to warn Stan and Dave.
But think of the billions in earmarks for Karzai
Before the Tea Party got Mitch to behave.

So when will Petraeus and his four-stars back home
Have to look elsewhere for new wars to start,
To shoot themselves in the feet meeting with frauds
While awarding each other a snow job purple heart.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
11/26/10

To 'Taliban Leader in Secret Talks Was an Impostor'
To 'Corruption by Karzai'
To 'Four-Star Lobbyists'
To 'Afghanistan Corruption'
To 'Mitch Just-Say-No'



11/25/10