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Who Needs Bank Reforms? Don't they have sufficient rope? Forget most forms of bank reform; who says they'll need more rope Before they're all in such a mess there's no way they can cope? Let them continue doing what Blythe Masters does so well. Next time they'll find it's them not us that gets to go through hell. Will they end up like Bernie? In two or three more years They'll owe each other so much that they'll fall on their own spears. But retroactive bonus taxes plus the Internal Revenue Will trigger banker window-jumping from ev'ry office with a view. Undertaker overtime? Their prospects look so good That Wall Street's gamblers will have wagered ev'ry credit swap they could. Each believes we'll bail him out – "Think again, you Greedy Bastard! Sure, we like a drink or two, but seldom get that plastered." For those without a window view there'll always be Blackwater, And mass assisted suicides – Their specialty is slaughter.
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