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Even Karl Rove is thinking they have not hired a winner. Oh, Mitt did well for himself when his tax deck was stacked, But keeping it stacked requires more than a spinner Of fiction. Credibility's a trait that Mitt's sorely lacked. Why'd they hire a frontman who most doubt believes Whatever he's saying or what he has up his sleeves, Whether it has any meaning or's another dumb joke That nothing's as refreshing as a self-righteous Koch? Most are aware that if the Koch boys wore skirts. It would be hard to tell which one was more like Ayn Rand. And, if you suggest it, they would cry that though that hurts They won't be affected at all if contraception is banned. Not the way Mitt would be, like he'd see that gets passed… How many more Romney's will Sugar Daddies support? When he loses, those Romneys could multiply pretty fast: Time on his hands and more young new Mormon wives with whom to cavort.
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