Am I that bad a shot?
Then what am I doing
Screwing around with this thing that I bought?
I'm not a shooter. I don't know how.
And I'm not a cow,
Perhaps that's why I'm not mooing.
So why did Wayne talk me into shooting?
I've got to be one of the country's worst shooters.
Were it not for my wife, I would be hooting
My butt off at those beauties at Hooters.
There is no way that my wife would cook it
If I should happen to shoot it or hook it.
And now that Wayne's switching to two legs from four
There's no way I'd get a quarry through her kitchen door.
She admits that she married for better or worse,
But not when the quarry belongs in a hearse.
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/24/12
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