Widow Withington's New Hedge Fund
Established with Public Private Investment Funds

"Withington PPIF"
    is what her hedge fund's called.
It's named for her late husband
    whose involvement was forestalled

When the Goldman Sachs alumnus's
    in-house hedge funds went to hell.
His jump was "Breaking News"
    on Bartiromo's "Closing Bell."

Had the terms of Tim's PPIF's
    been leaked the day before,
Would Goldman Sachs VP of Gambling
    have bailed out from a lower floor?

As usual Deutsche Bank pays for
    the Moodys Triple A,
But leverage like Timmy's
    isn't offered ev'ry day.

Cramer's promised he will tout it
    and give Withington a shout
When, in his opinion,
    she should short the damn thing out,

Soon after Friends of Cramer,
    who're not doing time in jail,
Have shorted shares they haven't got
    so her PPIF will fail.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/29/09

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