WikiSpills: The Chamber's Beans
(Why do corporations pay more for political virgins?)

WikiSpills may have a much greater impact
On how our Congressional elections are bought
By pimps at the United States Chamber of Commerce
Than WikiLeaks has showing Bush smoking pot.

America's "favorite" firms pay the Chamber
So Congress will let them do just what they want –
AIG, Goldman, Prudential, Dow Chemical –
Risk-taking firms regulators should haunt.

Prudential can't stand any kind of restriction
On financial derivatives they'd gamble upon.
Dow Chemical's plants don't need more protection.
So they're attacked and explode? They're insured; let's move on.

Let sleeping dogs lie? So why didn't Ginni?
Will she be shown pimping? Or is she the madam
For SCOTUS, Scalia and her errant hubby?
Who doesn't think she should have just baby-sat 'em?

Legalized bribery or pol prostitution?
Half the Chambers financing comes from their fatest cat johns.
Their pimps' hottest numbers are political virgins
Yet everyone else weighs both pros and cons.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
10/23/10

To 'Top Corporations Aid U.S. Chamber of Commerce Campaign'
To 'Predator's ball'
To 'Clarence Thomas's Ethics Problems, Then and Now'
To 'Virginia Thomas seeks apology from Anita Hill'
To 'Supremely Bad Judgment'
To 'Who’s Sorry Now?'
To 'Ginni Thomas's SCOTUS Lobby'
To 'Elections: Oshkosh Shrugged'
To 'Chamber of Commerce'
To 'Politicians for Sale'



10/23/10