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Think of the taxes Grover's Bachmann could cut. Rich folks might possibly begin to like her. If he told Republicans to stop funding Karzai, They'd quickly see that Paul Ryan's a piker. All Grover needs to do is simply remind them Of the pledges he holds where the dummies agreed To cut rich peoples taxes so they will donate And not feel that guilty that poor kids can't read. Or gamble at one of The Donny's casinos While sporting a souvenir Osama- Trump tie. They're on sale at Macy's, if they want a bargain: About forty bucks? Prob'ly less from a street corner guy. All it will take is approval from Grover. As Congressional Puppeteer he holds the strings Of most of the Karzai loving Republicans An the lack of bipartisanship his doctrine brings. So sign the petitions to bring our boys home. We'll deal with Grover the next time around. Let Peter King try to bully the bully. Waterboarding on TV? But what if he's drowned?
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