Wiretapping For Wrongdoers
(Meanwhile BP and Berger still do what they do best)

Today Obama? Tomorrow guess who
Will wiretap the internet? Palin or Paul?
Maybe a witch like Christine O'Donnell?
Who would the right-wing extremists install?

So why does Obama insist upon biting
Off more than his Department of Justice can chew?
The dockets are crowded. The prisons are full,
Which leaves BP and Berger free to do what they do:

Ignore regulations so as to cut corners
Until all of a sudden they've created a spill?
Produce shoddy work undermining peace efforts,
Then have the temerity to overbill?

They know of course that there's no way in Hell
The Department of Justice can ever digest
All culprits Big Brother has asked it to chew on.
Unlike Lindsay Lohan, Sing Sing's overnight guest,

Berger and BP execs might join Bernie Madoff
To repay society for all their misdeeds.
Fines don't mean a thing until you're talking billions.
But what if Scalia or a Koch intercedes?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
9/28/10

To 'U.S. Tries to Make It Easier to Wiretap the Internet'
To 'BP Incompetence'
To 'Louis Berger Fraud'
To 'Secretive Koch Donors'
To 'Scalia's Court'