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Yo Ho, Cindy Cindy McCain proudly, and enviously, pours her heart out I'm Cindy McCain fresh from doing cocaine so of course I am loving wherever I happen to be, my estates, or at sea with oil CEOs or whomever. I don't understand why the term contraband should apply to the substance I'm snorting. In the circles we're in our spokespeople spin this indulgence as 'heiress-cavorting'. If John's Vietnamese had tried 'pretty please' along with the stuff I'm abusing, He'd have by now averred how much he preferred 'habeus corpus' to what they were using. And might not have been quoted, as pundits have noted, that he didn't like his country that much Till he finally got home and let his eyes roam along with his privates and such. Our adultery's been a marvelous sin and a wonderful way of exploring How far you dare go with a guy you don't know but who's swearing he'll give up his whoring. Now we're willing to swear how much we both care for the country we'd love to be running. He'll pander like hell while I slander Michelle and wish John were nearly as stunning.
Bob Carlson |