A celibate clergy of priestly pedophiles join
the Dixieland Crackerjacks in their rendition of
Our Church has sanctioned child abuse
so, when we can, that's what we do
Cardinals, bishops, priests and nuns,
all "fondling" you.
Heretofore it's been big biz,
but now as celibates of His,
It's our necks He's sticking out
when we're allowed to shout:
"Hello, kiddies, I'm your Father Woe.
You've got what I need, as you must know.
Or maybe you don't yet. If so, you won't forget
I'm the Father the Pope let
pet whatever he could get."
The more we see, the more we want it seems.
We're an active clergy that fulfills its dreams
So though our pederasty's nixed,
And we Woes may be deep-sixed,
Celibacy fathers lots more Woes.
Music by Joe "King" Oliver
To 'Worlds Without Women'
To 'The Pope's Enablers'
To 'Pope Put Off Punishing Abusive Priest'
To 'Oakland Priestís Accuser Describes Sexual Abuse'
To Lyrics for "Doctor Jazz"