Exorcist Wanted!
A Vatican recruiting ad

Wanted! A new Exorcist,
    who with his bag of tricks,
Can help transform our pedophiles
    into burqa wearing chicks.

The addition of the burqa
    as part of their attire.
Will make them less attractive
    to the youngsters they desire.

But to appease the Devil,
    their first burqas must be black –
Perhaps some paisleys later on
    if some are tougher nuts to crack.

This could improve the sex life
    of the burqa loving French
Who worry who among them is
    a winsome, willing wench.

Bob Carlson

To 'Popes & Pedophiles'
To 'Devil of a Scandal '
To 'France's ban on the burqa'
To 'Pope's Exorcist Says the Devil Is In the Vatican'
To 'Future Pope Stalled on Abuse Case'