Irradiating Blue Dogs
A cost cutting solution
Blue Dogs, Blue Dogs, have you sold out?
Are you in Aetna's pocket?
They know you'll never understand
so they pay you to knock it.
It's complicated; yes, we know,
but not sufficient reason
To let insurers buy you off.
That's extortion, not appeasin'.
Free scans for you and spouse each week
from docs who own their scanners?
Who know what radiation does
who're forward thinking planners.
And yet you want them reimbursed
for scans that they're prescribing
As well as for the years of scans
to which you're both subscribing,
The incidence of radiation
sickness could increase
Exponentially if you
keep speaking Aetna's piece
So be forewarned of side effects
that sometimes may occur
Among you Blue Dog Democrats
paid-by-the-scan MDs prefer.
To 'Industry Is Generous'