"North Dakota's Breeding Program"

(Dealing with the Republican shortage)

Anti-abortionists in North Dakota
Are bound and determined not to abort.
Not just to save "persons", but future projections
Show Republican voter lists coming up short.

What to do? What to do? What to do?
Won't some future Democrats also be saved?
That's certainly true for the first year or two,
Then for projected liberals the rules will be waived.

The third stage of the program's the hard one to enforce,
Making sure nothing's expended except in intercourse.
Magazines like Playboy, Hustler and Big Titty
Could cause multiple problems for Senator Sitte.

How many Republican women must Ms. Sitte confirm
To be sure of not wasting one valuable sperm?

Bob Carlson

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