Not My Fault, Ma'am
The Pope rationalizes priestly pedophilia while joining
the Dixieland Crackerjacks in their rendition of
"Five Foot Two, Eyes of Blue"

Not my fault. Who could halt
Accusations of assault
Without disrupting team morale?

"Ped" alerts? Shorter skirts
Revealing more of our perverts?
Why, they'd corrupt our team morale.

Now if a pedophile
Stops for a while,
Haven't we saved face?

So your offspring
Was his plaything?
Why belatedly replace

Us Holy Dads with Holy Moms,
Lose entrée to grade school proms,
And blow the Church's age-old rationale?

Music by Sam Lewis & JoeYoung
Original Lyric by Ray Henderson
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson

To 'Popes & Pedophiles'
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To 'Worlds Without Women'
To 'Oakland Priest’s Accuser Describes Sexual Abuse'
To Lyrics for "Five Foot Two, Eyes of Blue"