"Off With Their Ears"

(And then what?)

Beware the priest of many years
   who fears his lack of protein
Has hindered his attractiveness
   to his fav'rite nun.
Dieting on bread and wine
   may be fine for some,
But lack of sex appeal to Sis
   is limiting his fun.

Peanut butter on the bread
   requires a Pope's permit
Unlike the protein in the latest
   tasty ear he bit.
But how long will ears suffice
   now he's acquired a taste for
What a guy like Dave Petraeus
   got himself replaced for?

Bob Carlson

To 'Catholic Priest, Allegedly Bites Fellow Priest
     Thomas Smith's Ear Off '

To 'Popes, Priests & Pastors Verses'