The Koch Boys Regret
(Just manufacturing Stainmaster carpets and Brawny paper towels)

The Koch Boys regret that they started so late.
They look at Mubarak and cry in their malt.
NDP has been skimming for Hosni for years,
But their AFP? "It's all my brother's faultÖ"

AFP could have done it. No one knows who gives what.
It's so undercover, it's a Mafia dream.
Except that it's legal. Most lawyers love it:
Launder money to buy Congress while they skim the cream?

But all those years wasted? Hosni got way ahead.
One man! Forty billion! But look what help he had.
Lockheed, and Raytheon, and General Dynamics
Munitions suppliers knew it paid to be bad.

So our Koch Boys made towels to clean up the spills
That might stain their carpets if allowed to sink in.
And Hosni's the fat cat who made forty billion,
While twenty billion per Koch is regrettably thin.

Bob Carlson
On Twitter @PBoondoggles

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