Hey! Listen to the latest news about the FDA, that crazy, lazy, oops-a-daisy, who'd-have-thunk-it, hazy FDA! To whom it's sweet and charming, and not at all alarming if OK'd drugs are harming folks in our grand old USA. But listen to their bright idea: They're gonna be the overseer of a dramatic panacea that just might save the day. They've found a lab in Aberdeen that's devised a new vaccine they'll help burst upon the scene, albeit at a rather hefty price. What's it do? It saves the bacon of politicians who've been fakin' by keeping them from ever makin' any dumb miscalculation twice. Furthermore they'll try it on those fellas in the Pentagon, and our curent Genghis Khan, to hopefully prevent another war. And what's more they'll force those jerks, who are getting all the perks for misdirecting all those Mercks, to make it here, not on some distant shore. No longer will we need to bitch that Bush won't tax the filthy rich, or have to listen to that pitch to ask if some new poison's right for us. A Bush vaccine to not again ever have to feel the pain of voting for our own Hussein? That guarantees no Juniors? What a plus! Bob Carlson To 'Policies - Health Care' |