A Careful Aim
To be chanted to the Rodgers & Hart tune
"My Heart Stood Still"
(I took one look at you. That's all I meant to do.)

Such a bad thing we did.
Good thing we went and hid.
We bombed their grill.

To find them eating pork,
Four gentiles from New York,
A bitter pill.

A very careful aim was taken
   for we knew they knew
That smell of fresh baked ham
   was like a dream come true,

And just one sniff was all
We'd need to feed our greed
   for a forbidden taste or two.

Music by Richard Rodgers
Original Lyric by Lorenz Hart
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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7/31/06

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