It's a miracle, a Bush miracle! He'll stage a Virgin birth! You like miracles? Bush miracles? He's warming up the earth. Responding to the passions of Bush and Cheney's urgin's God's demonstrating how much power Bush offers Christian virgins. A Virgin Mary of your own? What a lovely thought, Plus melting Alpine glaciers to help the Swiss grow pot. Though wayward pregnant Christian virgins may boost his future rating, One prays, of course, they hadn't planned careers in figure skating. Not only is God giving Bush the scion of a zany, He's making sure the scion's surname's registered as 'Cheney'. What miracles, these Bush miracles! Where else can you unearth Hot heads raising potheads As Swiss watch from Leavenworth? Bob Carlson |