A Monster's Confession
Being sung by Hillary to the Cole Porter song
"You're The Top"
(You're the top! You're the colosseum.)

I can't stop!
I'm the Draculady.
I can't stop!
I'm Marquis de Sady.
I am Axis Sally at a monster rally in Teheran,
GEICO's GOP aborigine, a pissed-off ape-man.
I am Hyde,
Jekyll's alter ego.
Vilified:
I'm a he-go, me-go.
I'm a Lieberman Republican flip-flop!
Yet once Mark Penn said attack him,
I can't stop!

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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3/9/08

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