A Timetable For Bushie
Being sung by Bushie to the tune
"You Turned The Tables On Me"
(You turned the tables on me and now I'm crying for you)

A Rove timetable for me
That's been designed to please you.
Though the timetable you see
Is prob'ly not what we'll do.

The peaceful exit we sought
May not be what I got.
It looks like I bought the store.
From under my thumb –
Blown to kingdom come –
Democrats should have prayed more.

You used to ask me to stop,
But what becomes of my throne?
A Halliburton stock drop?
The only shares that I own?

But Rove's been thinking it over and over –
Prepare for a French fleur de lis
And a New York Times Number One Seller
Ghost written by Frank Rich for me.

Music by Louis Alter
Original Lyric by Sidney D. Mitchell
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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9/20/06

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