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Arrivederci Roma, George Bush is back ecstatic. He's finally figured out a use for junk stored in his attic. Instead of holding galas for a secret Bush museum, He'll favor Crawford, Texas with "The Vinnie Colliseum." He'll feature Fox-illegals who will joust for each Bush trinket. Racist or demeaning? Don't say or even think it. He's said we need them to do things that we natives wouldn't, Like joust and tilt in public if Mel Gibson thinks we shouldn't. Tilting's a Latino thing. Remember Don Quixote's? Instead of windmills we like blondes like Miller's, not Capote's. So who'll decide each winner? How 'bout using Jeb's idea To hold a Crawford conclave naming Thomas or Scalia? But any proper conclave must be secretive, of course, So he'll depend on Cheney to get the cart before the horse, And spearhead the discussions as to who should make each call. Another big mistake as Dick picks Dick to run it all Bob Carlson |