After PA
Hillary continues to rationalize staying in the race
to the song"Everything's Coming Up Roses" from Gypsy
(Things look swell, things look great,)

Penn went well.
Some say great.
We were handed the state on a plate.
But we fear,
Even so,
It depends upon who's counting noses.

Bouncing checks?
Forget facts.
We'll fight back if His Highness attacks.
Kitchen sink
To hoodwink!
Won't be who, but how they count noses.

That first inning
The count showed us easily winning.
This late inning
We're counting on Obama sinning.

Double up.
Money's tight.
We'll assign who you sleep with at night.
This groundswell's
Not that great.
But Penn was a bell-weather state,

And a new Obama goof is overdue,
While Bill will see to
    a huge new nose counting snafu.

Music by Jule Styne
Original Lyric by Stephen Sondheim
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/24/08

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