Ain't Malaproping
(Sung to the tune "Ain't Misbehavin'")

Ain't malaproping –
I sound absurd?
I'm simply groping,
Hoping I can find the word
To try to tell you
Whatever things
   I'm s'pposed to tell you.

We've been accused
Of nepotism
Each time I've used
One of Poppy's old Bushisms.
You see my Poppy
Still has trouble
   getting all his words out, too.

Like my Poppy
My speech is sloppy,
And it looks like
I'll get one strike,
One term and
   then I'm done for, too.
It grieves me –

In Crawford, Texas
We're not all show.
No one corrects us
If we can't find the right bon mot.
When I'm wood chopping,
My malapropoping doesn't show.

Music by Fats Waller
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/7/04

To 'Bushie, The Articulate'