Al Qaeda's Man
(Sung to the tune "My Man")

Bush has cost us a lot,
But that hatred he begot –
He's our man!
Al Qaeda's man!

We had bet
That he'd get
The US too deep in debt.
That's our Man!

His team's long on schnooks.
There's so much he overlooks
That we bait him,
And claim we hate him.

Two or three
Times have we
Made it clear we'd hate to be
At war without him.

We don't know how we could.
With each dispute
He helps recruit.
He's so astute –

But our man may lose the vote.
He rocked the boat.
His campaign may soon despair,
And go nowhere.
If it takes some well-timed bombs
To win his fight,
All right.

The big difference is the hate
He'll generate,
Doesn't matter what he'll say
It's not going away.

For whatever else he is,
He's ours forevermore.

Music by Maurice Yvain
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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8/2/04