An Exxon 'Tigger' In Ev'ry Tank
As sung at Exxon Mobil to the Rodgers & Hart tune
"Manhattan"
(We'll have Manhattan, the Bronx and Staten Island, too)

"Watch Exxon's 'Tigger'
Enjoy a snigger up his sleeve
While telling the naïve,
'Believe!'

"This oil we fancy
Is necromancy from below.
So make sure children know
Oil is the way to go
Even though

"Gore's misinforming
That 'Global Warming', in his eyes,
Is going to cause the seas to rise.
And that damn DVD!
All lies!

"We'll keep the NSTA we employ
From teaching ev'ry girl and boy
Who'll make Manhattan
A scuba diving joy."

Music by Richard Rodgers
Original Lyric by Lorenz Hart
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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11/30/06

To 'Bushie's Environmental Policy'
To 'Bushie's Greed & Corruption'