Angel Problems
Hillary addresses her angel problem
to the song "I'll String Along With You"
(You may not be an angel, 'cause anges are so few,)

How could I beat that angel?
Bill was so sure he knew –
Compared him with Jesse Jackson which caused
Another Bill snafu.

Another angel angle?
But no one had a clue,
Until the Rev'rend Wright came to mind –
For fifty thou he'd do.

Ev'ry other word that he'd said,
We'd heard that he swore –
And when we played him back in HD,
We loved the rascal even more.

This Rev'rend is no angel,
Just someone we've used too,
And though he's more than just a few marbles short,
So far he has come through.

Music by Harry Warren
Original Lyric by Al Dubin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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4/30/08

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