Ann Coulter Regrets
To be sung with Ethel Waters to Cole Porter's
"Miss Otis Regrets"
(Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today, Madam.)

Ann Coulter regrets she's unable to bitch today,
Bushie,
Ann Coulter regrets she has no new bitches today.
She is sorry you weren't betrayed,
And that Condi wasn't met with a hand grenade.
Ann Coulter regrets she's unable to bitch today.

When she woke up she found
Her need for self-love was gone,
Bushie.
She ran to Lou Dobbs
Who was now seeing things her way,
But before they went out on the town,
She produced a gun and shot the turncoat down,
Bushie,
Ann Coulter regrets she's unable to bitch today.

How she sobbed when they told her
She wouldn't be going to jail,
Bushie.
She'd counted upon
Having more angry words to say,
But instead of being tried and fried,
Cheney loaned her a lovely place to hide,
Bushie.
Ann Coulter regrets she's unable to bitch today.

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/25/06

To 'Bushie's Media Flacks'