Another Bush Crisis
Sung to the tune "Undecided"

First you said it was, but now it's not,
A manufactured 'crisis' no one bought,
Downgraded to a 'problem' –
That's what it seems to be to you.

WMD, but now there aren't –
Chirac: "They're probably in
   la plume de ma tante.
Now you've got a problem,
So what are you going to do?"

You neglect homeland defense
Without a lick of sense
And we know it.
You spend nothing on de fence,
Which Mexicans can sense,
And they show it.

Now you claim repeal of FDR's New Deal
Is a necessary steal to get on even keel –
You'll pass along your 'problem'.
So what's my grandma s'posed to do?

Music by Charlie Shavers
Original Lyric by Sid Robin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/2/05

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