Another Bush Lament

"Who is Ahmed Chalabi?
   Where have I heard that name?
Did Rummy recommend him for
   the post-war Hall of Fame?

"Who is Ahmed Chalabi?
   Was he my wife's old flame,
Who joined her in the audience
   while I was in the game?

"Who is Ahmed Chalabi?
   What's his claim to fame?
That he conned Dick Cheney
   into playing his war game?

"Me meet Ahmed Chalabi?
   Me seek his advice?
Like Clinton and Lowinsky
   we shook hands once or twice."

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/3/04